Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a
grave disease!
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
My family tree needs more wood and less sap.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends its roots.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
Am I the only person up my tree?
Family tree? It seems to grow more like a noxious weed.
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
With my luck, my family tree has root rot!
I'm digging my family tree up by the roots!
My family tree died in the last drought.
My family tree's roots went underground.
I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
There is nothing that you can take that will cure Gene-Allergy!
There are no answers, only cross-references.
Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
Just when you think you've found them all, up pops another!
Others work from sun to sun! But a genealogist's work is never done!
Genealogy: it's only an obsession after all!
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